Hummus
Instructions
Put all that in your blender. It works better if you put the liquids in first.
Pulse it a little to get it moving and poke at it if you have to.
Add a little more water if necessary to get it to a nice, creamy, smooth-as-silk consistency.
Put it in a fancy bowl. Put some paprika on it.
Dip your love machine (or just carrot sticks) into it.