How To Make Gourmet Ramen
Instructions
1. Open the package of ramen noodles. Break in two pieces into a microwave safe dish with cover. Set flavor packet aside. Cover noodles with hot tap water and then cover with the lid. Microwave on high for 3 minutes. Poor thing...you must be exhausted...have a sip of wine while you're waiting. I hope you prepared your veggies and egg if you're using it, or you won't have time to drink wine.
2. Drain most of the water from the noodles, and stir in the contents of the little packet...sodium goodness...YUMMMM! If you're using the egg, this is the time to drop it in the middle and stir it up just a little....geesh, you DID crack the egg, right? Now put the other veggies in there (I don't have to tell you to cut them up too, do I?) Add the cheese if you want, but don't overdo it. We don't wanna disguise the essence of the ramen noodles do we? And please pace yourselves while preparing this dish. Have another sip of wine. Life is good.
3. Cover it all back up and stick it back in the microwave for about a minute or so...depends on how deadly your machine is I guess....you'll just have to check it out. Now slide it carefully out onto your very best dinnerware. Light the candles. Pour the wine. Life is beautiful!
